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From THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY

ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all true men engage. From women this ancient faith commands but a stammering assent. They sometimes minister at the altar in a half-hearted and ineffective way, but true reverence for the one deity that men really adore they know not. If woman had a free hand in the world’s marketing the race would become graminivorous.

ZEAL, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. A passion that goeth before a sprawl.
  When Zeal sought Gratitude for his reward
  He went away exclaiming:  “O my Lord!”
  “What do you want?” the Lord asked, bending down.
  “An ointment for my cracked and bleeding crown.”
Jum Coople

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